A Policeman Pulls Over an Old Man Driving a Pickup Truck

😂 Bonus Joke

A police officer in a small town stops a man speeding down Main Street.

“But officer,” the man says, “I can explain—”

The officer interrupts:

“Just be quiet! I’m putting you in jail until the chief gets back!”

“But I just wanted to say—”

“I said be quiet! You’re going to jail.”

⏳ A few hours later…

The officer checks on the man in the cell:

“Lucky for you, the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

The man replies:

“Don’t count on it… I’m the groom.”