I laughed with tears all day after reading this joke ..

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left chimes in, “I would like to buy you one, too.”

Again, the old woman responds with gratitude, “Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.”

“Coming up,” the bartender says with a smile.

Now, as he gives her the drink, he can’t help but ask, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”

The old woman, with a mischievous twinkle in her eye, replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.”